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So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? It's exhausting to look at you. You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. cheese together or farted. I hope she wouldve found it exhilarating. of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. Santana to Mr . The transcendent vulnerability, more than weve ever seen from Santana. FAIR USE DISCLAIMERCopyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comm. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! I ordered shrimp! Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. Rosario Cruz. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Santana, Quinn and Brittany, The Purple Piano Project. Santana: I'm 25. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. That's like vocal masturbation. Brittany: Really? I think she was a holiday hoarder. The way she spoke to her patronising teacher who was treating her like she was a dumb kid who didnt know any better was beautiful. You got a boob job. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. ". Felt Santanas pain and love and vulnerability so much, it was just so raw, so real and so genuine. I have love for you. Cause I can play. What would you do? Gentle. No Trouty Mouth? Santana: And you know what, Brit? Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? Holy crap. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? And like Santana, I was so tired. Everyone knows my role here is to look hot. Santana to Will, Blame It on the Alcohol. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves:' the finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. [voiceover] Holy sweet hell! I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. So why am I talking about this? Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. Kurt: We had a pact. Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. In honor of learning even more. Of Santana. Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Quinn: Sexting? It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. It fit. But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. You're what we call a "late in life gay." How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? Did he ever come home? Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. The whole thing is played perfectly. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Santana to Mr. Schuester, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Finn: The whole school already knows. The nervous, darting looks. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. #monologues With whose vagina? is a personal favorite. She never shrank back in the face of adversity or bullying or toxic masculinity or misused authority. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Santana: Hey Finnocence. Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. We all know it was Puck. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Me and the color pink, have been in an argument for seventeen years, I can't believe I have to make nice with it now, Santana, Bridesmaids Scene, cut from On My Way. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Santana: Okay, that's really funny. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? Everyone! He was rude, patronising, and racist. No, kiss me! It's the best part of my day, okay? Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. (At the beginning of this year) I hated everyone in this club. I'm thinking about joining Shelby's new show choir. I am loving this look on me. If I did, would you join me? Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Her quiet almost embarrassed because its so vulnerable and what will it all mean glances to Brittany from behind Hollys shoulders are all I see. The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? My private feelings. Come on, Quinn. Oh, come on. One of my favourite Santana moments that isnt mentioned here is the whole The Spanish Teacher episode. Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. I want you to know me, who I really am. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. Santana: Yes, we can. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. You are the unicorn. Santana: In theory. I'm pretty sure too. (Quinn slams Santana . Kitty: What? Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? ". If Santana Lopez, this small mouthy teenager could be brave enough to stop the war inside her then maybe, just maybe, then I could be brave enough, too. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) Santana: I thought you sucked, Fievel. Maybe that Guppy face, trouty mouth. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Santana taught us well. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. You like her more than me. Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna No me gusta! I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. How could my running mate win and I didnt? I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. Kurt: Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room? Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. Naya was captivating and talented and impossible to ignore, even before her character had a name. You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. When we had sex, Finn never stopped asking me if I was okay the whole time. They don't care. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. No one gets it. But it was always such a relief. I should know, I slept with you. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. Because I have all of these feelings. Santana: Your sexuality? In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? Santana to Kurt and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Thank you, Finn, especially. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. You tell Marley she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. I rarely get genuinely upset over celebrity deaths, but yours hit me hard queen. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. A baby? Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex Santana: Ha. Santana: Hey Tubs! Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. So, you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out. And it worked. Monologues For Teens - Glee: Santana - Wattpad Wattpad scheduled for offline maintenance On Tuesday, January 10 between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM UTC (5:00 - 7:00 AM EST), Wattpad will be down for 2 hours to perform a database upgrade, in an effort to improve stability and performance issues. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. Id never heard anyone describe how hard it is quite like this, how violent it feels to yourself, once you know who you are but youre terrified of saying in the world: Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. Puck: We all know why we're here. Santana: Oh yeah? And Santana! I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. But there are some smaller moments that I think are really worth remembering. I was one of my favs at the time. I did. Tina: Pretty much. I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I always go to the yelling place. I was that kid at school for better or worse. Its so hard to talk about Glee without talking about the rapidly changing world for gay rights that was also happening around it. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. Naya as Santana as a happy lady with a yeast infection, inside a commercial, inside a phone shes holding to proudly share her triumph with Rachel. Do you know where she keeps it? See here's what's gonna go down. He goes to college or something. Aren't you were paying. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . Finn: Look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them. ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). has something to do with it. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? Bad things!). In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. You are a beautiful person. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. I dont know. And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Love, Santana. Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. What difference does it make? Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. Santana: Yeah, totally. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. Admit it! Santana, about Quinn and Finn, Silly Love Songs. Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face." As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. Santana: Up her butt. She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. You finally got an okay haircut. This is for us. It's like, the best deal ever. feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. With who's vagina? elaborate wet dreams. Actively pursuing and seducing a series of strapping young men throughout high school is not incongruous with eventually realizing youre gay! Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. We have to keep Finn wet before we roll him back to sea. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. Tons, just all up in there. What is this, hmm? Wait was that supposed to say lesbian? So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. This is the first time were experiencing this. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. Maybe I need They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Oh, and also? Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. alcoholic crump. Just admit it! I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. By that point I had felt that way for years. I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. Oh, and leave your credit card. I've been dry heaving all weekend. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead alcoholic crump. She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. Brittany: God, I'm so sad. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I felt all of this so deeply. Sam: I'm Sam. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. Cant I just have one night where Im queen? Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. Oh, please! I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. <3. She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. A sex-tape that follows me around to this very day.Look up at my in the internet right now. Did you know she tried to sell me once? I'm like a lizard. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. How can you do a duet by yourself? You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. You are not playing Yente the lesbian match maker. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. and our Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. How could Brody give all that up? Santana: Who, Rachel? Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. Santana: Well that's good, cause I hear your professors are into that. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. For more information, please see our I never understood why, why any girl would choose a stupid boy. Until, like Santana, I did. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. Hands down my favourite and the best ever scene on Glee. I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. I mean, after It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. Santana: No, not really. When Santana finally confesses her feelings to Brittany, right there in front of their lockers, and Brittany chooses Artie over her and Santana, her heart in her hands, where its never been before, exclaims, Hes just a stupid boy! I felt that. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, "You know what I don't want to marry a sexless, self-centered baton twirler. Thank you Naya. So thank you, Naya. Santana: And that's bad because? I will never understand why these things happen. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . Santana: You can drill me any time. Everything you needed to know, every emotion you needed to feel, was emanating from Santana with crystal clearness. Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. Rory: Hey, listen here. Santana: I want to be with you. You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Santana: I'm sure you did something. Santana. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. This song is so depressing. There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. Thank you, guys. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". Okay, okay. That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. Just with bigger stakes. I understand. We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. mouth like cats ass. So endlessly grateful to Naya. So glad you're back, I've never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. I've waited 5 years for this. or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more I loved seeing Santana succeed. 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